Pink Eye.

It's happened. I got the pink eye.  I always saw those gross little kids with the disease when I was younger. Now I'm one of those gross little kids.  How did this happen you ask? I don't know! I've blamed a lot of things.  A dog sneezed in my eye the other day, that could be it.  Birk threw a dusty germy thing hanging from the ceiling at the haunted forest in my eye.  I blamed him.  I also blame some pink eyed person from school that got my desk all gross.  Maybe it was one of my old people at work.  Who knows really.  I just know that I look like a weirdo.  And whenever I see my eye, it starts to water cause the redness upsets me. 

Whatever, just bring on the antibiotics!

Mak. 

The fake lashes are gonna have to wait for a while. Cute.